So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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