absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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