where am i from again
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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