I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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