guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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