How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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