so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just pee around me
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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