Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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