This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Shame - the story of my life.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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