I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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