ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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