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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i believe in u and ur pee
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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