Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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