I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
