i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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