Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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