I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
But theres a keg here and me gusta
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
