I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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