he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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