I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
where does the pee come out of this thing
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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