Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well I just put wine in my tea
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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