Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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