is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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