Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
When did angry sex become our thing?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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