How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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