You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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