i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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