I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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