If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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