I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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