drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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