there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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