I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
