My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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