hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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