okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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