how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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