Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You made out with two different species that night
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends