make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
high people should be assigned attendants
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.