Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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