If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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