farters have to be the big spoon...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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