dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
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