and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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