You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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