Don't you send me to vm
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
