I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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