Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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