i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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