If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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