i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Sober January is a disaster.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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