how can u be prego again
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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