went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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