Only a mothe r could love this liver
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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