oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My vagina is officially offended.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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