Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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