Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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