But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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