Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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